Patriots Party
Any similarity to real political parties is purely disturbing.
This Patriots' Party should not be confused with any other "patriot" party.
Here is the thinking behind our actions:
Good Patriots understand that civil liberties work against national security. Free speech permits unimportant, little people to criticize important politicians and government in general. This can not be allowed. The more that persons who are not Patriots criticize government, the more we have to pay for more police and more confidential informants.
The Patriot Act would not have been given that name if it was not patriotic. Politicians do not warp words. The Patriot Act is necessary for Fatherland Security.
Good Patriots understand that political power comes from the barrel of a gun and that concentration camps and gas chambers may become necessary to deal with dissidents. More
The Founding Fathers deserve great respect, but their thinking was not realistic. One example: It's just not true that all persons are created equal. Rich people are very important and poor people are not ~ except for their value as worker drones, consumers, and soldiers. Thomas Jefferson was a dreamer who would be out of place today.
In order to be a Patriot, citizens must be willing to sacrifice and to understand that new realities demand new approaches.
It is just a ridiculous conspiracy theory that a power-elite actually controls government in the United States.
The Constitution is quaint and no longer in touch with how things work.
Typical Americans are not smart enough to judge who the country's elected officials should be.
Public officials would never do anything to throw any election. Public officials care about integrity and about honest elections.
Using paper ballots that are hand-marked and hand-counted with concerned citizens closely monitoring the process is old-fashioned. We don't have any inkling of how to keep paper ballots from being stolen or counterfeited. It's better ~ and more fun ~ to use expensive, video-game machines that count votes in secret.
As Dan Burk says: "It's good to use voting machines because this allows the machine vendors to make a lot of money." Burk is registrar of voters in Washoe County, Nevada (Reno area).
A good Patriot doesn't care if his or her votes are trashed or manipulated to benefit candidates they don't support.
Electronic voting machines can be trusted even though they count votes in secret away from monitoring by concerned citizens.
Politicians and their employees, such as registrars of voters, can be trusted to never tamper with voting machines.
It is wrong for a true Patriot to ask questions about why politicians do things the way they do.
It is wrong for a true Patriot to ever be disrespectful toward politicians.
Good Patriots support the new world order even though this will eventually make the United States subservient to leaders living in other countries ~ leaders who are not elected by the American people.
Good Patriots understand that leaders of billion-dollar corporations should work together to run the world so they will make greater and greater profits each year.
Good Patriots understand that members of Congress should vote the way that's best for billion-dollar corporations.
Good Patriots agree that there's nothing wrong with billion-dollar corporations bribing members of Congress ~ as long as these bribes are called "campaign donations". Free speech means it's okay to bribe politicians.
It is a good thing to combine government power with business power even though this makes government of, by, and for the people impossible.
Government of, by, and for the people is old-fashioned.
Fascism is better than democracy.
Good Patriots agree that "the will of the people" should be replaced with "the will of corporations and their lackeys".
Good Patriots find American history to be boring and not important.
Good Patriots only need to know what the corporate-controlled media want them to know.
Good Patriots agree that continuing to run the world on oil is good because this makes billions and billions of dollars for oil companies.
Putting a hell-bent-for-leather effort into converting to a hydrogen economy doesn't make sense because we don't have the know-how to build pipelines to deliver hydrogen to neighborhood "gas" stations.
Good Patriots do not believe that hydrogen fuel-cell power devices would be good for the environment, would eliminate our dependence on foreign oil, and would be a lot cheaper than gasoline engines.
It's a good thing to be dependent on oil that comes from "advanced" countries in the middle east which still use swords to lop off the heads of criminals including religious free-thinkers.
Good Patriots agree that starting wars to steal and control oil supplies is a necessary evil because there's no alternative to running the world on oil.
Persons who are not good Patriots should not be permitted to fly on commercial airlines because there are only two kinds of Americans ~ good Patriots and terrorists.
It is simply not true that 9/11 was a false-flag operation intended to serve as another Pearl Harbor to make Americans go along with our wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Skyscrapers always fall in their own footprints when they're hit by jet planes. The many firefighters and other witnesses who were near the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001, didn't really hear timed explosions as the towers crumpled.
And any president told that the nation was under attack would, like Junior, choose to read a book to schoolchildren rather than skedaddle to a command and control bunker.
And security experts on duty could not have defended the Pentagon against an attacking aircraft when it was 50 miles out ~ with a little help from the building's billion-dollar air defense warning system tied to surface-to-air missiles and quick-response fighter aircraft. Interesting that the inexperienced, terrorist pilot was able to corkscrew that plane into the only part of the building not filled with military personnel because of reconstruction in process.
Good Patriots believe the official 9/11 Commission Report even though it doesn't explain the destruction of World Trade Center Building 7 which imploded and fell to the ground in only 6.5 seconds ~ in its own footprint.
The military-industrial-congressional complex is good for the health of our economy ~ especially when we're waging war. In other words, shedding American blood is good for the economy and the profits of billion-dollar corporations.
Good Patriots understand that FBI agents are political police who are necessary to protect the government from bogeymen.
Our country must join with Mexico and Canada to become the North American Union. The United States' northern and southern borders must be erased to permit free trade and unrestricted immigration.
If there were no bogeymen in the world, our military-industrial- congressional complex would have to invent some. Scare tactics get people to support government actions they would not otherwise permit.
Good Patriots will understand and support the coming military dictatorship which will keep us safe from bogeymen.
And another 9/11 will be engineered for the near future. Gotta keep those bogeymen doing bad things.
Oh, hey, let's pay a few Patriots to pretend to be bogeymen and blow up a dozen recruiting stations. This will prove how badly we need martial law.
And what can we do to put more little people out of work? And what can we do to make more people lose their homes? And what can we do to make the U.S. dollar absolutely worthless? And what can we do to boost the price of gasoline to ten bucks a gallon? And what can we do to boost food prices? And when do we start taking guns away from malcontents? If we pull all of this off, we'll have rioting in the streets. And that's all we need to "justify" martial law and the burning of the Constitution!
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Last modified March 7, 2008Publisher and webmaster: Guy P. Felton III. Former Marine, police officer, newspaper columnist. Listed in Who's Who in America, 2000 edition.